The Waterboy
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:12:00
Red, 22 ! Hut !
:12:06
[ Grunting ]
:12:08
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Laughing ]

:12:14
l-l-l-l think you zigged
when you should've zagged on that play.

:12:18
- Sorry.
- Hey, Waterboy, check this out.

:12:25
[ All Laughing ]
:12:31
[ Laughing Continues ]
:12:40
Hey, Waterboy !
Check this out.

:12:45
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Grunting ]

:12:48
- Yes.
- [ Grunting Continues ]

:12:50
Well, my, my, my.
:12:52
Was my little aquatic engineer about
to bash one of my football players ?

:12:55
Well, he spit
in the c-c-cooler.

:12:58
He happens to be
a finely tuned athletic machine.

:13:01
And l ain't gonna have him hit
in the head by some idiot waterboy.

:13:06
[ Echoing ]
Do you understand me ?

:13:09
- Are you all right ?
- What ? l wasn't gonna
do nothin', Coach.

:13:11
Well, you better do something.
You gotta defend yourself here, Bobby.

:13:14
But they're-they're-they're
finely tuned athletic machines.

:13:17
l am not telling you
to go on a shooting rampage.

:13:20
But you have to stand up
for yourself, or they're
gonna ride you all season long.

:13:23
Believe me,
l've seen it myself.

:13:31
Hey, moron !
:13:36
Hey ! Moron ! Duh !
:13:40
[ lmitating Bobby ]
L-Look at me. l'm the w-w-waterboy.

:13:43
Duh ! l got
a wooden spoon. Duh !

:13:49
Smell like you could use
a shower, stinky. [ Cackling ]

:13:53
You're fired !
[ Cackling ]

:13:56
[ Both Laughing ]

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