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:15:02
Mmm, that snake
looks delicious.

:15:05
What part do you think
l'm about to eat ?

:15:08
Uh, basically
a snake don't have parts.

:15:12
But, uh, if l had to
call it anything,

:15:15
l would say
it's his knee.

:15:18
Great. His knee.
:15:22
And what are we having
for dessert ?

:15:24
[ Animal Chittering
ln Zapper ]

:15:28
- Squirrel.
- [ Squirrel Thuds ]

:15:31
Excellent.
:15:34
Let's talk about Bobby
playing football.

:15:36
l don't like it, Mr Coach Klein.
l don't like it one bit.

:15:39
You see, my boy is too delicate
to be playin' ""fool's ball""--

:15:42
or whatever you call it--
with them gargantuans.

:15:44
l don't think you understand,
Mrs Boucher.

:15:46
No, you don't understand me,
Mr Coach Klein.

:15:48
My boy is all l got left. 0w !
:15:52
- [ Steve Braying ]
- Mama, here.

:15:54
lt's the brain pain, Coach.
:15:56
You see, my husband Robert,
:15:59
one day back in 1966,
pick up sticks,

:16:02
and me four months pregnant
with this precious angel.

:16:06
He decides he wants to go
and help the foreign peoples.

:16:08
He's gonna go
and join the Peace Corps.

:16:10
And he promise me
that everything's gonna be okay.

:16:12
Just like you
promisin' me now.

:16:15
But everything wasn't okay. No.
:16:17
He got lost in the middle
of the Sahara Desert.

:16:21
And he died.
He died !

:16:24
- Couldn't get no water, Coach.
He died of the dehydration.
- And we were left all alone.

:16:29
l would've gotten my daddy some water,
but l was just a little baby
inside Mama's stomach.

:16:33
And now you wanna take away
the only part of my Robert l have left.

:16:36
But don't you want the only part you've
got left to get a college education ?

:16:40
- Nah.
- Me, a college student ?

:16:44
Yes. Bobby, think about it.
:16:47
A whole new world
will open to you.

:16:49
Boy, Mama, that-that-that sounds nice.
Me-Me, a college man.

:16:52
Coach, my Bobby's
a sweet boy,

:16:54
but he ain't exactly what you'd call
""college material,""

:16:57
so don't you go fillin' his simple head
with all those crazy dreams...

:16:59
of school and college
and things of that sort.


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