The Waterboy
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[ Mumbling, lndistinct ]
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[ Bobby ]
Yes.

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[ Mumbling, lndistinct ]
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So, let's say we go and get
somethin' to eat, catch up on things.

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0h, uh--
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Mama's not a-a-a big fan
of restaurants...

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or of-of me going to one.
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But if-if you'd like,
sometimes,

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Mama, she, uh-- she like to--
on a Sunday afternoon--

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There-There's a-a-a grill
with the charcoal b-biscuits.

:29:33
- You want me to come to a barbecue ?
- Yes, that's it.

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[ Chuckling ]
Sounds great.

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And by the way, l hope you like
what l did to y'all lawn mower.

:29:48
[ Steve Braying ]
:29:53
You know that old hag that does
astrology on Good Morning America,

:29:55
she really ought
to pack it in.

:29:57
Listen what she said
for Sagittarius. She goes:

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""You're gonna be faced with
a difficult decision today.""

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But the thing is-is-is, we're all faced
with difficult decisions every day.

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- That's like sayin'
you're gonna eat today.
- Yeah, m-maybe...

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by leaving her predictions
vague and generalized,

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there's less of a chance of someone
findin' out she's a phoney.

:30:14
Whatever, college boy.
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-Don't say college boy. Here comes Mama.
-0h, okay.

:30:22
That looks nice, Mama.
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[ Sighing ]
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- Mmm, here you go, Vicki Vallencourt.
- Thank you.

:30:29
Mama, Vicki's
an astrologist.

:30:32
l don't believe in that sort
of thing, personally.

:30:34
Astronomy is one
of the many tools of the devil.

:30:40
You sure played great
yesterday, Bobby.

:30:43
- What did my boy play great ?
- Uh, um--

:30:46
Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy.
He played-- He played waterboy great.

:30:50
Everybody who was thirsty
got a drink right away...

:30:54
yesterday at the--
at the football game.

:30:56
Fool's ball ! Bunch of overgrown
monsters manhandling each other.


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