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Remember when that man wanted you
to play fool's ball, Bobby ?

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Yeah, l-- He--
Roy 0rbison--

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Coach Klein.
l-l-l remember.

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So, Bobby, did they ever catch
that gorilla...

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what escaped from the zoo
and punched you in the eye ?

:31:13
No, Mama, he--
The-The search continues.

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What would you think if Bobby
did play football, Mrs Boucher ?

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Well, l wouldn't
think much of it at all.

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And to tell you the truth,
l don't think much of you...

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and all your snotty questions,
Miss Vallencourt.

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l'm quite disturbed to see
that you're so interested in my boy.

:31:35
l'm very, very interested
in your boy, Mrs Boucher.

:31:39
- Really ?
- Mm.

:31:41
Well, did he tell you
about how much his feet smell ?

:31:43
- Mama.
- He has to wear two pair of socks.

:31:45
Well, men are supposed
to have stinky feet.

:31:48
Well, are men
supposed to wear pyjamas...

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featuring a cartoon character
by the name of Deputy Dog ?

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- Mama, please.
- Well, you know what ?

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l happen to find
Deputy Dog to be...

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very, very sexy.
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Did he tell you about
a little bedtime problem ?

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- Mama, l'm beggin' you, don't.
- That's his sheet back there.

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lf you'll excuse me, ladies,
l'm gonna go hang myself.

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- Now you see what you done ?
- What l did ?

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Now you listen here, cupcake. The
""onliest"" woman in my boy's life is me.

:32:18
Nobody's gonna take him away, especially
not some godless Jezebel like you.

:32:22
0h, yeah, well your Bobby
is a grown man.

:32:24
And guess what ? He can hang out
with whoever he wants !

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0h, yes, he can.
Whoever he wants. 'Cept you !

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Bobby, that-that woman
is the devil.

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- l want you to stay away
from her, you hear me ?
- Yes, Mama.

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Now you come on inside before that
little ol' witch casts a spell on us !

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l'm sorry,
Vicki Vallencourt.

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Whatever.
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- lf you want it, you got it
You feed it, you love it -

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- Say that you need it
You never-- --

:32:59
When we report on the S.C.L.S.U.
Mud Dogs here on Sportscenter,
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