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-- [ Band Resumes ]
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[ Horn Honking ]
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We must be a little lost. We're tryin'
to get to the Bourbon Bowl.
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Looks like we ended up
in Retardville, U.S.A.
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Hey, Waterboy, you fixin'
to tackle all of us ?
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- Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg.
- l asked you a question, dumb ass.
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You even exhale,
and l will saw your head off.
:45:39
You can do it !
Cut his fucking head off !
:45:44
Hold it, hold it. Just a minute.
Now what is the problem here, honey ?
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l mean, whatever it is,
we don't want this to get physical.
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Right, Klein ?
:45:52
[ Vicki ] Yeah, well, your team actin'
like a bunch of shitheads.
:45:55
This is not how ambassadors
for the University of Louisiana
are supposed to act.
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So now you just get back on the bus.
[ Chuckling ]
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However,
assault with a deadly weapon,
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very, very serious offence.
:46:10
0fficer, get her
little country ass outta here.
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- [ Crowd Murmuring ]
- Thank you, Vicki.
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Let's go.
:46:20
Ah ! lt's the waterboy !
:46:24
l got something for you.
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This is his transcript from
South Lafayette High School...
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in Cherokee Plains,
Louisiana.
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Now, the problem with that...
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is there ain't no South Lafayette High
School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana.
:46:40
- So obviously, this is a fake !
- [ Crowd Gasping ]
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However, this is not a fake.
:46:48
This is from the N.C.A.A.
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They don't think you ought
to play football no more.
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So allow me to say this to you
one more time:
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You're fired.
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0h, no !
We suck again !