The Waterboy
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""l now have
two loves in my life:

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""big-city livin' and
a voodoo woman named Phyllis.

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Ciao, Roberto.''
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He changed his name
to Roberto.

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l guess he thought
it was more exotic.

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But Mama says that--
l mean, you say that--

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Bobby, your daddy didn't
go into no Peace Corps.

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He deserted us, baby.
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No, no, Mama.
You-You--

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You shouldn't be dredgin' up these
painful memories in your condition.

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0h, hush. Your mama's
as healthy as an ox,

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and as dumb as one to boot.
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l was so scared
you'd abandon me too.

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And l made you abandon
all those people who depend on ya.

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l hid you away from the world,
Bobby Boucher.

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But l can't hog you
to myself no more,

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because everyone's seen
how wonderful you are.

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- 0h, Mama !
- Now.

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You go play fool's ball
with your friends.

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[ Man ] Welcome to ABC's coverage
of the Bourbon Bowl.

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Good afternoon, everybody.
l'm Brent Musburger,
along with my colleague, Dan Fouts.

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And the big story here, Dan, is a game
that's lost some of its lustre...

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without its star player,
the waterboy Bobby Boucher.

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You know, Red's got a couple
of solid early rounders out there.

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l know, but l really wanted to scout
that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd.

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- Naw. ""Zack"" Thomas.
- Whatever.

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- ls she ready ?
- [ Clattering ]

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0h, yeah.
She's more than ready.

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Come on, Bobby !
You'll miss the boat !

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Let's go, ladies.
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Musburger ]
We are underway !

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The opening kickoff
is a beauty !

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Holdsworth is gonna bring it out
from nine yards deep.

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- Come on.
- [ Grunting ]

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- Yeah !
- [ Grunting, Groaning ]

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Dan, they're showing no respect
for this team without Boucher.


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