The Waterboy

1:10:01

Guess ? That ain't no guess !
That's what it's gonna be.

1:10:04

- 0kay. That's fine.
- 0h ! Be careful down there, Swannie.

1:10:10

All right.
Meaney. Where's Meaney ?

1:10:12

- Meaney ?
- Here, Coach.

1:10:14

- Get in there and let's see if
that waterboy can stop you.
- Yes, sir !

1:10:18

Red is sending his best defender in
as a running back ?

1:10:22

What do you make of this, Dan ?

1:10:24

Well, Brent, he's gotta find
some way to neutralize the waterboy.

1:10:26

He probably thinks that Meaney
will just pound it in there like
Fridge used to do for the Bears.

1:10:29

Hey, Waterboy ! ls your girlfriend
gonna save you again ?

1:10:33

0h, no, sir. l'm gonna take matters
into my own hands.

1:10:35

- You'll see.
- Bring it to the hole !
Your ass is mine ! Whoo !

1:10:39

Whoo ! Whoo !

1:10:42

You sound like a...
a big choo-choo train.

1:10:44

Whoo !
[ Groans ]

1:10:53

Power bomb, compliments
of Captain lnsano.

1:10:59

- Let's go fight
with your might --

1:11:02

All right, field goal.
Field goal. Go.

1:11:05

- Derek. Derek !
- Yeah.

1:11:08

Visualize the attack.
Go kick the ball. Kick it.

1:11:11

- Hut !
- [ All Grunting ]

1:11:14

How you doin', boy ?
[ Laughing ]

1:11:16

No, no, no !
[ Screaming ]

1:11:21

[ Cheering, Shouting ]

1:11:30

[ Whimpering ]

1:11:37

[ Players Shouting,
lndistinct ]

1:11:41

What the hell is that ?

1:11:48

Where the hell is-- What the hell
is he up to ? That ain't in here ! Huh ?

1:11:52

- [ Cheering ]
- Hey !

1:11:54

[ Musburger ]
Down by ten late in the fourth quarter,

1:11:56

Coach Klein
opts for the field goal.

1:11:58

[ Fouts ]
Then they have to hope for the onside
kick and a touchdown to tie the game.