:26:00
No, Colonel Sanders,
you`re wrong.
:26:02
- [ Students ] Ooh !
- Mama`s right.
:26:04
You`re all wrong.
Mama`s right. Mama`s right !
:26:09
Somethin` wrong
with his medulla oblongata.
:26:11
- [ Class Laughing ]
- [ Yelling ]
:26:19
lt`s okay to fight back.
Coach Klein said l could.
:26:22
Mr. Coach Klein said l could.
lt`s fine, fellas.
:26:26
[ Announcer ] Well, Mud Dog
fans, it`s time to kick off...
:26:29
another year
of Mud Dog football.
:26:31
With the weight of a 40-game
losing streak on their back,
:26:35
everyone seems to be diggin` in
for the long haul.
:26:40
There`s blood in the streets
lt`s up to my ankles
:26:45
There`s blood in the streets
lt`s up to my knee
:26:49
Blood on the streets
in the town of Chicago
:26:52
Blood on the rise
lt`s following me
:26:56
What you doin`, Bobby ?
:26:58
Oh, Lord, that-that-that`s some
heavy-duty armpit saturation.
:27:02
That`s an early warning sign of
the dehydration. You gots to have H2O.
:27:05
- Please, for me.
- Look, you need to stop
worryin` about water, baby,
:27:07
and start worryin`
about the game today, okay ?
:27:09
Here. Now, just do whatever you did
to Colonel Sanders,
:27:14
and you`ll be fine.
:27:16
l-l will, thank you. l-l-l just--
l feel bad about lyin` to my mama.
:27:21
l wonder what
she`s doin` right now.
:27:23
[ Country ]
:27:25
[ Braying ]
:27:28
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Announcer ] And he`s down
with a three-yard kickoff return.
:27:32
- The Mud Dogs offense takes the field.
- Okay, come on, here we go.
:27:34
Come on, everybody.
You can do it. Gain some yards.
Put some points on the board.
:27:37
Hey, Walter,
l`ll bet you 50 bucks...
:27:40
Gee Grenouille throws a touchdown pass
on the first play.
:27:42
Check it out.
:27:44
Set, fool, 22, hut !
:27:47
[ Shouting ]
:27:51
[ Man Laughing ]
:27:55
You owe me 50 bucks.
:27:57
- You said it was gonna be
a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole.
- Go, go, go, go !