1:07:01
Oh, hush. Your mama`s
as healthy as an ox,
1:07:04
and as dumb as one to boot.
1:07:07
l was so scared
you`d abandon me too.
1:07:09
And l made you abandon
all those people who depend on ya.
1:07:15
l hid you away from the world,
Bobby Boucher.
1:07:18
But l can`t hog you
to myself no more,
1:07:21
because everyone`s seen
how wonderful you are.
1:07:26
- Oh, Mama !
- Now.
1:07:33
You go play fool`s ball
with your friends.
1:07:36
[ Man ] Welcome to ABC`s coverage
of the Bourbon Bowl.
1:07:39
Good afternoon, everybody.
l`m Brent Musburger,
along with my colleague, Dan Fouts.
1:07:43
And the big story here, Dan, is a game
that`s lost some of its luster...
1:07:47
without its star player,
the waterboy Bobby Boucher.
1:07:50
You know, Red`s got a couple
of solid early rounders out there.
1:07:53
l know, but l really wanted to scout
that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd.
1:07:57
- Naw. "Hack" Thomas.
- Whatever.
1:07:59
- ls she ready ?
- [ Clattering ]
1:08:01
Oh, yeah.
She`s more than ready.
1:08:04
Come on, Bobby !
You`ll miss the boat !
1:08:12
Let`s go, ladies.
1:08:17
[ Whistle Blowing ]
1:08:20
[ Musburger ]
We are underway !
1:08:22
The opening kickoff
is a beauty !
1:08:27
Holdsworth is gonna bring it out
from nine yards deep.
1:08:30
- Come on.
- [ Grunting ]
1:08:32
- Yeah !
- [ Grunting, Groaning ]
1:08:34
Dan, they`re showing no respect
for this team without Boucher.
1:08:39
[ Fouts ] Good reason, Brent.
109 yards untouched.
1:08:42
-[ Cheering ]
-Touchdown, Cougars ! They strike first.
1:08:46
[ Yelling, Shouting ]
1:08:52
-[ Whistle Blowing ]
-Time running down in the first quarter.
1:08:54
Cougars lead is 17-0.
1:08:58
Set !