The Wedding Singer
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If I sing to Frank
without making any mistakes...

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he would know
how hard I've worked...

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and how much I still love him
after all these years.

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I hope 50 years from now...
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Linda and I are as happy
as you two guys.

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You will be.
It runs in your family.

:15:21
You're a born romantic,
just like your father was.

:15:25
I know they'll be
looking down on you tomorrow.

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I hope so.
:15:31
Are you nervous?
:15:33
I'm actually not
that nervous, you know?

:15:35
I'm at weddings all the time.
It's going to be fun.

:15:38
Not about the wedding...
about the wedding night.

:15:42
Will this be your first time
with intercourse?

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Don't be ashamed.
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When I got married,
I wasn't a virgin.

:15:54
I already had intercourse
with eight men.

:15:58
That's actually something
I don't want to know about.

:16:02
That was a lot back then.
That would be like 200 today.

:16:09
It's 5:00.
I'm going to get going.

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But your payment.
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My payment.
Can I get it to go?

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You're such a sweet boy...
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letting an old woman
pay you with meatballs.

:16:23
They taste so good,
it's like I'm ripping you off.

:16:27
I don't have
any clean Tupperware.

:16:31
All right,
definitely next time.

:16:34
Don't be silly.
Now hold out your hands.

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- You want to...
- Do it.

:16:44
Cool.
:16:46
Thanks a lot.
:16:51
Now, please, take a bite...
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so that I can
watch you enjoy.

:16:57
That's my favorite part.

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