:31:04
- Right here.
- l saw his body. l touched it.
:31:08
lt's probably the same person
who killed Michelle Mancini.
:31:11
That's impossible, baby.
:31:12
The police arrested that gas station
attendant this afternoon.
:31:19
lt was a mannequin.
:31:21
Damon uses it all the time
to scare pledges during hazing.
:31:25
He also has this
life-size blow-up doll.
:31:28
- But you don't wanna know about that.
- lt wasn't a mannequin.
:31:31
- Damon was dead.
- Come on.
:31:33
Damon is the best practical joker
on this cCmpus, all right?
:31:37
He once convinced a freshman he was
the middle Hanson brother to get laid.
:31:41
-Shouldn't he be enjoying his handiwork?
-Weekend snowboarding trip.
:31:46
Some last-fling bachelor party
with some high school buddies.
:31:48
Come on.
:31:53
Whoa, wait a minute.
:31:54
Scratching on the roof
of the car.
:31:57
Don't you guys get it?
:31:59
Come on.
Just like that urban legend.
:32:01
- What are you talking about?
- Come on.
:32:03
Wexler talks about it
every semester in class.
:32:06
You know? Guy and a girl
parked out in the woods, making out.
:32:09
- You made out with him?
- Guy steps out of the car...
:32:12
and the girl starts to hear
these scratching noises on the roof.
:32:14
It's her dead boyfriend,
hung from a tree.
:32:17
Damon's in the class.
He knew the myth.
:32:19
He must've just planned
the whole thing out.
:32:21
Well, l thought it was the only way
a girl would ever say he was hung.
:32:24
Conniving bastard.
:32:26
Wait a second.
:32:27
lsn't there another story...
:32:29
about a guy with an ax
hiding in a woman's back seat?
:32:32
Hello? My mom still checks the back seat
before getting into a car.
:32:37
That's how Michelle Mancini died.
:32:39
Oh, my God.
:32:40
What are you trying to say?
:32:41
lt's like someone out there
is taking all these stories...
:32:45
and making them reality?
:32:49
Then my big question is,
what is he gonna do next?
:32:52
Maybe put spider eggs in bubble gum
or ram a gerbil up a celebrity's ass.
:32:57
Come on!
:32:59
Give Damon a call
up at Kellington.