:07:00
maybe.
:07:02
timmy, adam junior,
take a good look at this
:07:06
and notice how clean-cut
:07:08
and well-behaved
they all appear,
:07:10
respectable members
of modern society.
:07:14
that's us.
:07:15
ok, boys...smile.
:07:16
smile, dad.
smile.
:07:18
smile!
:07:19
hey.
smile...
:07:20
smile, smile...
:07:22
we're smiling!
and all right.
:07:24
as you were!
:07:25
:07:26
good-bye.
I love you.
:07:28
I love you.
:07:29
have a really,
really good time.
:07:30
i'll be back tomorrow.
:07:31
no,
hey, hey, hey--
:07:32
no, no, don't let
anybody smoke in the car
honey--
:07:34
because adam junior
gets sick, ok?
ok, i'm--
:07:36
did you hear that,
boyd? no smoking.
i'msoserious.
:07:39
i'll drive.
come on.
not on your life.
:07:41
:07:42
boyd, do you
promise on camera
that you won't smoke?
:07:45
uh...i won't smoke.
:07:46
good. thank you.
:07:48
i'm coming, honey!
:07:49
bye, dad.
:07:50
don't smoke!
:07:51
we won't smoke.
:07:52
:07:53
bye!
bye!
:07:54
bye!
bye! bye!
:07:56
vegas!
:07:59
all right...
:08:01
dog needs
a flea bath.
let's go.
:08:13
oh, what if
I bring the wrong thing?
:08:16
what if I bring
cucumber soup?
:08:18
who cares!
you're a fucking moron!
:08:19
shut up!
it's my
fucking opinion.
:08:21
it's a stupid
fucking opinion, ok?
:08:23
oh, thank you.
:08:24
you have developed
this incredibly annoying
habit of talking just...
:08:28
for the pleasure of
hearing yourself speak.
:08:30
listen, he--boyd
brought up statistics--
:08:31
hey, hey, hey!
leave me out of this.
:08:33
the hell I did.
:08:34
the hell you didn't.
you said--
:08:35
the hell I did--
:08:36
you said one out of
every two marriages
ends in divorce.
:08:38
you said it.
I didn't--
:08:39
you're an asshole,
adam.
:08:40
you're an asshole.
:08:41
oh, why am i
an asshole?
:08:42
multiple reasons.
:08:43
give me one.
no.
:08:44
name one reason.
no!
:08:45
give me one reason.
i'm not going
to give you--
:08:47
you can't give me
a reason.
I don't have to--
:08:49
give me one reason.
give it to me.
:08:50
shut up!
:08:51
I want one reason.
:08:52
shut up
for one second.
:08:53
give me a reason.
I want a reason.
:08:55
shut up!
shut up!
:08:56
you're just
an asshole.
live with it.
:08:59
is this culver
party rentals?