1:06:02
It's not easy cashing such a mighty cheque.
1:06:05
Mrs Kennedy can't cash
seven million at the post office!
1:06:09
(sings)
1:06:16
We open a cheque account, in advance,...
1:06:19
..offshore, maybe Jersey,...
1:06:21
..and deposit £50.
It's a joint account in the name of...
1:06:24
- Slow.
- ..Ned Devine and Jackie O'Shea.
1:06:28
- I'll pretend to be Ned and you'll be yourself.
- Slowly, slowly.
1:06:32
Now, the account's open a week,...
1:06:34
..Jackie puts Ned's cheque in.
1:06:37
He then uses his own signature on the
joint account to share out the winnings.
1:06:42
(Jackie stutters)
1:06:44
It's legal?
1:06:47
It's as close as you'd want to get, boy.
1:07:00
- Do you understand it?
- Not a word.
1:07:13
- Sit just there and keep looking at the water.
- Where?
1:07:16
- Just there.
- What am I supposed to be looking for?
1:07:20
Just sit there,...
1:07:22
..and keep quiet.
1:07:24
(Maurice whistles)
1:07:29
(whistling)
1:07:34
Do you think Father Mulligan will approve of
all this lotto business when he gets back?
1:07:39
If you can fill the collection box and
mend the church roof, he'll be over the moon.
1:07:43
- Do you think so?
- I do.
1:07:48
And what about Tullymore?
1:07:50
What happens if everyone decides to...
Well, to move away and...
1:07:54
..set up somewhere more glamorous
with their winnings.
1:07:57
Nah. The winnings
will be spent at Fitzgerald's.