:02:02
This will be the high point of my day.
It's all downhill from here.
:02:11
That's my wife, Carolyn.
:02:14
See the way the handle on those pruning
shears matches her gardening clogs?
:02:19
- That's not an accident.
- [Dog Barking]
:02:22
[Man]
Hush. Bitsy!
:02:25
- Hush. What is wrong with you?
- That's our next-door neighbor, Jim.
:02:28
-And that's his lover, Jim.
- [Both Arguing]
:02:32
- You spoil her.
Bitsy, no bark. Come inside now.
- Me?
:02:36
- Come on. Yes. Inside.
- [Carolyn] Good morning, Jim!
:02:39
Good morning, Carolyn.
:02:41
I love your tie!
That colour!
:02:45
I just love your roses. How do you
get them to flourish like this?
:02:49
Well, I'll tell you:
eggshells and Miracle-Gro.
:02:53
-I've never heard that.
-Man. I get exhausted just watching her.
:02:57
She wasn't always like this.
She used to be happy.
:03:04
We used to be happy.
:03:07
My daughter Jane,
Only child.
:03:13
-Janie's a pretty typical teenager.
- [Computer Beeps]
:03:17
angry. insecure. confused.
:03:21
I wish I could tell her that's all going
To pass. but I don't want to lie to her.
:03:26
[Horn Honking]
:03:29
Jane, honey, are you trying
to look unattractive?
:03:33
- Yes.
- Congratulations.
You've succeeded admirably.
:03:37
Lester, could you make me
a little later, please,
because I'm not quite late enough.
:03:41
[ Mutters, Indistinct ]
:03:44
Nice going, Dad.
:03:46
[Lester Narrating] Both my wife and
daughter think I'm this gigantic loser.
:03:51
And they're right.
:03:54
I have lost something.
:03:57
I'm not exactly sure
what it is.