:27:02
You know, Finch,
it's-- it's senior year.
:27:05
I mean, don't you think it's time you
learned how to take a dump at school ?
:27:08
When was the last time you looked
at the facilities in this school ?
:27:15
[ Murmuring ]
:27:17
- [ Grunts ]
- Excuse me.
:27:20
Uh, that's
Paul Finch, right ?
:27:23
- Yeah.
- Well, you've seen him in the locker room, right ?
:27:26
- Uh, yeah.
- So, my friends, they want to know. Is it true ?
:27:31
You know,
that he's... equipped.
:27:34
I have no idea. Finch showers
with his bathing suit on.
:27:38
I mean, uh--
:27:40
As a matter of fact, it is true.
The guy's huge !
:27:44
- Does he have a date for the prom yet ?
- No, definitely not.
:27:47
All right. Thanks.
:27:50
Oh, man !
:27:53
So I was thinking maybe you could
give me some advice, brother to brother.
:27:58
I thought you might know a trick
or somethin' to make her--
:28:01
- Orgasm ?
- Yeah. - What's good here ?
:28:05
- Try the spicy tuna hand roll.
- What ?
:28:08
- How do you do that ?
- Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention.
:28:11
Is that all that you're interested in,
tryin' to get your girl into bed ?
:28:15
No, it'd be good to be able
to, you know, return the favor.
:28:18
Be nice to know she enjoys
things as much as I do.
:28:21
See that ? That's good. That's what
I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify.
:28:24
- Qualify for what ?
- My man, you've just inherited the Bible.
:28:30
It originally started
as a sex manual,
:28:33
this book that some guys
brought back from Amsterdam.
:28:37
And each year it got passed on to one
East student who was worthy.
:28:39
Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff
that guys have added over the years.
:28:46
But you have to keep it a secret
and return it at the end of the year.
:28:51
All right.
So now you know. Good luck.