1:17:00
Oh, I've got stories.
Believe me. They're just, uh--
1:17:03
They're just a little
more risque than tales of band camp.
1:17:06
Are they gross or something ?
Like guy stuff ? Tell me !
1:17:11
Okay.
You want a story ?
1:17:13
Here's a story.
Stifler finds this beer--
1:17:19
- [ Kevin ] This is
the nicest room in the house. - Kev, it's perfect.
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- [ Vicky Screams ]
- You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya ?
1:17:37
Fuckers !
Fuckers, fuckers !
1:17:40
Fuckers,
fuckers, fuckers !
1:17:44
- Out.
- Aw, come on !
1:17:46
- Get out.
- Aw, man !
1:17:51
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Laughing ]
1:18:07
There's something
I've been meaning to tell you, Heather.
1:18:09
What's that ?
1:18:11
It's gonna sound
really bad, but, uh,
1:18:14
I want you to know.
1:18:16
You see, uh,
1:18:19
I'm a virgin,
and, uh--
1:18:24
Well, me, Kevin, Jim
and Finch were--
1:18:26
We all made this pact...
1:18:29
that we would
lose our virginity...
1:18:32
before high school
was over,
1:18:34
and tonight is supposed
to be the night that we all do it.
1:18:39
This isn't the best way
to proposition me.
1:18:41
No, that's--
That's not what I mean.
1:18:44
W-What I mean is, uh--
1:18:48
Look, do you know
what made me leave that game ?
1:18:50
See, Coach, he was givin' us
this speech about...
1:18:54
not slacking off when you see
the opportunity to score--
1:18:57
This isn't any better,
Chris.
1:18:59
No, you see--
You see, Heather,