American Pie
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1:24:02
-** Sway my way -**
1:24:05
-** Yeah, I need to know -**
1:24:08
-** All about you -**
1:24:12
-** Say you'll stay -**-**
1:24:15
So the end of the story
is you...

1:24:18
had to kiss the guy
for 20 seconds.

1:24:20
Yes ! And he was such a dork.
Everyone laughed at me...

1:24:24
- but I didn't care
because it was so funny. - I get it.

1:24:28
And this one time at band camp,
I stuck a flute in my pussy.

1:24:32
Hmm.
[ Sputters ]

1:24:34
[ Coughs ]
Excuse me ?

1:24:36
What ? You don't think I know
how to get myself off ?

1:24:39
Hell, that's what
half of band camp is-- Sex Ed.

1:24:43
So are we gonna screw soon,
'cause I'm gettin' kinda antsy.

1:24:55
This'll do. Whoo-hoo !
1:24:59
- [ Toy Squeaks ]
- [ Grunts ] Ow !

1:25:03
Now, I have two rubbers.
Wear them both. It'll desensitize you.

1:25:05
Now, I have two rubbers.
Wear them both. It'll desensitize you.

1:25:08
I don't want you coming
so damn early this time.

1:25:12
What makes you think
that I would come early ?

1:25:15
Come on. I saw you on the 'Net.
Why do you think I accepted this date ?

1:25:19
- You're a sure thing.
- [ Scoffs ]

1:25:24
Yes, I am.
1:25:27
So I said, "This is very obviously
a Piero della Francesca."

1:25:31
[ Laughing ]
Hmm.

1:25:39
So, uh, would you object if I said
that you were quite striking ?

1:25:44
Mr. Finch, are you
trying to seduce me ?

1:25:49
- Yes, ma'am, I am.
- -** And here's to you -**

1:25:52
-** Mrs. Robinson -**
1:25:54
-** Jesus loves you more
than you will know -**

1:25:58
-** Whoa, whoa, whoa -**

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