:26:04
Mom?
:26:09
It's me.
:26:10
Mr. Vitti wants to see you.
I got your robe.
:26:15
I got news for you, you two-bit prick,
son-of-a-bitch rat bastard...
:26:19
...you did nothing for me!
Whatever you did, it didn't take.
:26:22
I'm still fucked up.
You did nothing for me!
:26:25
I did nothing for you?
I saw you for five minutes.
:26:28
What do you expect?
:26:29
I can't work miracles.
Let me tell you something else.
:26:33
I don't like it when someone
breaks in...
:26:35
...and kidnaps me
in the middle of the night!
:26:38
I have a family.
I have a life.
:26:39
And I have a serious practice.
:26:41
And I don't have time
for your bullshit!
:26:44
That got away from me
at the end there.
:26:49
I couldn't get it up last night.
:26:52
Do you mean sexually?
:26:53
No, for the big
Michigan State game.
:26:55
Of course, sexually!
What's the matter with you?
:26:58
Can I get this straight?
:26:59
You flew 1,500 miles,
you dragged me out of bed...
:27:03
...because you couldn't get
an erection?
:27:05
Don't that prove I'm motivated?
:27:07
You can take a pill for that.
:27:09
That's a cheat.
:27:10
You start with the pills,
next it's hydraulics.
:27:13
A hard-on should be gotten
legitimately or not at all.
:27:16
I think Mark Twain said that.
:27:18
Are you gonna help me or not?
:27:21
I don't believe this.
All right.
:27:25
Has this happened before?
:27:26
The dead-dick thing?
:27:29
Never.
Well, one time. Last night.
:27:32
One more time.
:27:33
So twice.
:27:34
Do the math.
Two times.
:27:37
Then another time, but after
a big meal, so that don't count.
:27:40
Being unable to perform
three or four times is not--
:27:43
Eight times.
:27:45
Eight times is not catastrophic.
:27:47
Maybe not to you.
Look at you.
:27:49
But if I can't get it up,
that makes me less of a man.
:27:52
In my world,
I deal with animals.
:27:54
They may seem dumb to
an educated guy like you...
:27:57
...but animals are very cunning,
and they sense weakness.