1:00:01
What's the point?
1:00:02
I'm trying to get paid!
That's the point!
1:00:04
The point is, if we don't win,
you can't do your commercials.
1:00:07
What do you know?
You're an offensive coordinator!
1:00:11
Jesus Christ.
1:00:12
Keep your mouth shut.
1:00:16
Get this shit straight, coach.
I'm with you, man.
1:00:18
It's all right, J.
1:00:20
Anything else?
1:00:25
Hey, guess what?
1:00:28
Coach suddenly invited me
over for dinner.
1:00:31
Or orders me, more like.
1:00:33
That means you made it, boy.
1:00:35
The coach thinks you're the real deal,
invites you to his house...
1:00:39
...makes the worst jambalaya.
1:00:41
Better bring some flowers.
1:00:43
Coach gets really pissed off
if you don't bring flowers.
1:00:46
Flowers?
1:00:48
Trust me, man.
1:00:50
When?
1:00:52
Saturday.
1:00:53
That's tight, man.
Got a gig over at my house.
1:00:56
Going to be a lot of trim.
1:00:59
Don't bring no sand to the beach.
1:01:01
Come on, I'm a born-again ladies' man.
1:01:04
I bet you were born again, baby.
1:01:08
With a team, hotshot, you can try
to lead them, but will anyone follow?
1:01:13
You go out there on your own,
you're gonna die a very lonely death.
1:01:17
You feeling me?
1:01:19
Say, Cap, how old are you again?
1:01:26
We got a problem.
There's something wrong with Shark.
1:01:29
Brilliant. Did you
go to medical school for that?
1:01:32
His eye-hand coordination's
deteriorating.
1:01:35
He's fucked up. The crazier they are,
the more the crowd likes it.
1:01:39
This isn't pro wrestling.
He needs an MRI.
1:01:42
You gonna order a $20,000 workup
for every nutcase on this team?
1:01:46
Could have a subdural hematoma,
intra cranial bleeding.
1:01:49
Or he could just be
a crazy fucker, okay?
1:01:52
They walk on that field every Sunday.
1:01:53
They got only one thing going for them:
their confidence.
1:01:57
You chip away at that
with a bunch of unnecessary testing...