:03:01
Your room's in the Timber Lodge,
which is to the left.
:03:06
In the main lodge, we have a full
weight room, Lifecycles, step machines,
:03:10
spa, yoga, aerobics, cycling workouts.
:03:14
I was really hoping for, like, a quick fix.
:03:17
Uh, do you have anything
that involves just lying down?
:03:21
- A massage?
- Yeah.
:03:24
Um, I'll have one a day, and not too early.
:03:28
How's 10am?
:03:30
Eleven?
:03:31
- Thank you. Good night.
- Good night.
:03:36
Oh!
:03:39
Virgil! Oh!
:03:41
God! There... Oh!
:03:43
No, no, no, no. Harder. Just right...
:03:46
Oh!
:03:47
No, you can't stop. Just a little more...
:03:51
- Come on, time's up.
- No, no... Oh!
:03:56
Virgil, you have to come live with me.
:03:58
What would your husband say?
:04:01
- I'll see you.
- Oh...
:04:04
That's it. I'm getting a divorce!
:04:08
- Amy, are you out there?
- Yeah?
:04:11
Come on in.
:04:18
- Hi, I'm Virgil.
- Hi.
:04:20
Take your clothes off
and hop up on the table. I'll be right there.
:04:24
You sound like a genius at this.
:04:26
Oh, yeah, Einstein, Gandhi...
Virgil Adamson, massage therapist.
:04:32
Do you want me...
sunny-side up or down?
:04:37
Mm, on your stomach, I think.
:04:42
I'm gonna start off... somewhat deep.
:04:47
And, uh, you let me know
if you want anything deeper.
:04:52
Deeper is good.
:04:53
Where I come from, all you get is shallow.
:04:56
Ah! A New Yorker.