:02:00
All this remember-when,
where-are-they-now shit.
:02:03
That was college.
:02:05
Can we please talk
about something else?
:02:07
You know what?
I had a thought.
:02:08
Shit. No.
:02:10
Yes. Last night I was
reading The History
:02:11
of Twentieth Century
America in your honor.
:02:14
Whose, Manchester's?
:02:15
No. Big thick text
by...
:02:16
Schlessinger.
Halberston.
:02:17
I'm not going to
remember.
:02:18
Well, authors' names
don't really matter
:02:19
in your trade, anyway,
do they?
:02:21
I work in the English
department.
:02:22
We deal in fiction.
:02:24
I can tell the little
shits any name I like.
:02:25
Your thought?
:02:26
Oh, yes. Right.
I was reading 1 960s
:02:28
sexual revolution free
love wife-swapping--
:02:31
sort of like
an after-dinner,
:02:33
free-spirit parlor game.
:02:35
The husbands used to
throw their key chains
:02:38
onto the table,
mix them up,
:02:40
then the wives would all
pick them up blindly.
:02:43
Buddies fucking
each other's wives,
:02:47
et cetera, et cetera.
:02:48
Now think when
our parents were born.
:02:50
OK, now, think
when we were born.
:02:52
We could be the offspring
of a key chain adultery.
:02:56
You get it? We may not
be our fathers' sons.
:02:59
Oh, it gives me hope,
anyway.
:03:00
Waitress: Two more 7 and 7 s.
:03:03
Jesus, another round?
:03:05
Thank you.
:03:06
I haven't finished
this one yet.
:03:09
Thank you.
:03:10
To your first month
in Tropico.
:03:12
Stay hydrated.
:03:15
Everybody sucks but us.
:03:16
[Sirens]
:03:34
Man: Oh, I have
a joke for you.
:03:36
There's this elephant
in the jungle,
:03:38
and he's got a thorn
caught in his foot.
:03:41
This mouse wanders by.
Elephant stops him
:03:44
and says, '' Hey,
I'll give you anything
:03:46
if you take the thorn
out of my foot.''
:03:54
[Groaning]
:03:59
[Telephone Ringing]