Best Laid Plans
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We'll be back
in a minute.

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Everything's going
to be fine, OK?

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Bryce: You don't
believe her, do you?

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Because the second
she gets home,

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she's going to
call the cops.

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Yeah, she might.
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The thing is,
you got to let her
go now.

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But there's more to this.
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What? What? What?
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Look at that.
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OK? Now this one.
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She's 1 6.
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I mean, what 21 -year-old
carries around a fake I.D.

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saying she's 1 6?
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The girl downstairs
is 1 6!

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1 6!
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I mean, it doesn't
matter if she said no.

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It doesn't matter
if she screamed yes

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and had a notary public
certify it,

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she's underage!
It's statutory!

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If she presses charges,
I will go to jail!

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So I guess a second date's
out of the question then, huh?

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Do you see?
Do you see now?

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Do you see
how fucked I am?

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Bryce, statutory cases
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are very, very hard
to prosecute.

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No. The girl is 1 6.
I had sex with her.

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Boom. Conviction.
You know what?

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And it's not just jail.
It's my job, my career,

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my entire education
shot to blistering fuck!

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Can you imagine explaining
a statutory rape conviction

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or even an accusation
to a tenure committee?

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Can you?
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Bryce, sit down.
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You're going to wear tracks
in these people's carpet.

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I only wanted
to get laid.

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Instead,
I'm getting fucked!

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Nick, I want to let
the girl go.

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I'm raring to get her
the hell out of here,

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but the only way
I can do that

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is if she can guarantee
that she won't tell anyone,

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and I don't see
how she can do that.

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You won't take
her promise?

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She's shown herself to be
a pillar of truthfulness.


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