Best Laid Plans
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1:03:01
First one, I break that pole,
you slide your arms out,

1:03:04
and we go home.
1:03:06
I like that idea.
1:03:09
Do we get the money?
1:03:11
I don't know.
1:03:13
He's been upstairs studying your I.D.s
for the past two hours.

1:03:16
Does he know
they're both fake?

1:03:18
Not yet.
1:03:22
What's idea two?
1:03:24
Bryce: What'd she say?!
1:03:26
'' My uncle is
a fucking lawyer.

1:03:28
He's going to
have your ass.

1:03:30
He's going to
tear the scrotums

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off you
cocksuckers, you--''

1:03:33
Jesus! That's it, Nick.
1:03:34
She's not
going to drop it?

1:03:36
What was that
one line? Uh...

1:03:38
'' Both of you are going to rot
in jail the rest of your lives.

1:03:42
Going to be mayors
of ass-rape city.''

1:03:45
[Gagging]
1:03:48
Nick: You might want
to lift the lid there.

1:03:51
[Vomiting]
1:03:57
Jesus, Nick.
1:04:01
Jesus, this shitty
little girl.

1:04:04
You work your whole life,
and one goddamn night, you--

1:04:08
write a doctoral thesis
on Middle English, Middle--

1:04:10
[Vomiting]
1:04:14
Middle fucking English!
1:04:16
To get fucked by some
prom queen in training.

1:04:19
I came once!
I can't even remember.

1:04:22
So you don't get tenure.
So what?

1:04:25
Well, fuck tenure.
I'm unhirable.

1:04:27
I can't even
get a janitor's job.

1:04:29
I might as well
do what you do.

1:04:31
It's all I ever wanted
to do, Nick, was teach.

1:04:34
It's all I know
how to do,

1:04:36
and now I can't because
Miss Bitch-City downstairs

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won't let me.
1:04:40
I'm so fucked.
1:04:41
We are.
1:04:42
What?
1:04:44
Aiding and abetting,
Bryce.

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Kidnapping.
1:04:46
She's bringing that
against me, too?

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Us, Bryce! Us.
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Wicked fucking
bitch. Bitch!

1:04:55
Here. Come here.
1:04:56
Wait!
1:04:59
You done?

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