Better Than Chocolate
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:34:04
Maggie, you know we never used
to have graffiti around here. Never.

:34:08
Yeah, l think
it's my window displays.

:34:11
Oh, yeah.
:34:13
Listen, Maggie, first it's graffiti,
then they start breaking windows,

:34:16
then God knows what's next.
:34:18
Certain people, you don't want
to attract their attention, capice?

:34:23
Capice.
:34:24
l don't need people writing ''Dyke''
on my coffee bar, all right?

:34:28
Do l look like a dyke to you?
:34:31
Come on,
you're riding shotgun.

:34:33
- Where we going?
- Customs, baby.

:34:39
Hey, hey, hey! Who's supposed
to clean this shit up now, huh?

:34:44
Stu catzo!
:34:50
- Excuse me.
- Yes?

:34:52
Can you direct me
to Mr. Marcus' office?

:34:55
- Downstairs, turn right.
- Thank you.

:34:56
Buildings like this are designed along
the lines of a rationalist conspiracy.

:35:00
The thing is
not to be bamboozled,

:35:02
just know where you're going
and go there. Oh, l'm so sorry.

:35:06
Ah!
:35:07
- Ooh!
- Don't ask.

:35:09
Oh, boy.
:35:10
The books have been
classified as obscene

:35:14
and will not be allowed
through the border.

:35:17
Now, if l can just
get you to sign here.

:35:19
''Little Red Riding Hood''
is obscene?

:35:22
Well, we...we thought
that was something else.

:35:24
- l'll bet you did.
- Our mistake.

:35:27
However, titles such as...
''The Lesbian SM Virtual Sex Manual''

:35:31
and ''A Guide To A-a-a...''
:35:35
''Anal Safe Sex''
will remain here with us.

:35:40
Something to read
on those dark, lonely nights.

:35:42
lf l could just get you to sign here,
here and here and here.

:35:45
You can have ''Little Red Riding Hood''
back within the week.

:35:50
Seriously, Mr. Marcus...
:35:52
the Supreme Court has declared
that anal sex is to gay male sex

:35:56
what Mozart is to classical music.
:35:58
Miss Turner, we are not here
to discuss classical music.


prev.
next.