:33:03
Let's try something simpler, Andrew.
Knock-knock.
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Knock-knock.
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No. Knock-knock, someone's at the door.
:33:14
Shall one get it, Sir?
:33:15
No, you say, ''Who's there?'' Andrew.
:33:18
-''Who's there, Andrew?''
-No. Just, ''Who's there?''
:33:21
One does not know, Sir.
:33:25
We'll start with something a little simpler.
:33:28
Why did the chicken cross the road?
:33:30
One does not know. Possibly a predator
was behind the chicken.
:33:33
Or possibly there was a female chicken
on the other side of the road...
:33:37
...if it was a male chicken or,
depending on the season...
:33:40
...it might be migrating.
One hopes there's no traffic.
:33:44
To get to the other side.
:33:47
''To get to the other side.''
:33:51
Why is that funny?
:33:56
What do you kids have planned for today?
:33:58
l'll probably stick around
with Andrew today.
:34:01
What about you?
:34:02
l'm going to go play
at my friend Natalie's house.
:34:07
May one, Sir? ls now a good time?
:34:12
What? A good time for what?
:34:15
-Last night, Sir taught--
-No. Don't blame me, just go ahead.
:34:18
Thank you, Sir.
:34:21
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One says, ''Does this taste funny to you?''
:34:25
How do you make a hanky dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
:34:28
What's a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
:34:30
Why don't the blind skydive?
lt scares their dogs.
:34:33
A man with dementia is driving on
the freeway. His wife calls and says:
:34:36
''l heard there's someone driving
the wrong way.''
:34:38
He says, ''One? There's hundreds!''
:34:40
What's silent, smells like worms?
Bird farts.
:34:44
An engineer must have designed
the human body.
:34:46
Who else would put a waste-processing
plant next to a recreation area?
:34:50
A woman goes to a doctor who says,
''Mind if l numb your breasts?''
:34:53
''Not at all.''
''Num, num, num.''
:34:58
One did it, Sir.