1:13:01
That went good, don't you think?
1:13:03
l don't know.
Judge doesn't look too happy.
1:13:06
Mr. Koufax, anyone else?
1:13:13
l'd like to call upon myself,
Your Honour.
1:13:16
Awesome.
1:13:17
Which of your esteemed co-counsels
will examine you?
1:13:22
My father, Lenny Koufax.
1:13:24
What?
1:13:26
Forget it, Sonny.
1:13:27
What is going on?
1:13:29
Nobody in this world thinks l shouldn't
have a child more than that man.
1:13:33
He also happens to be
a well-respected lawyer in Florida.
1:13:37
lf l can make a believer out of him,
l can make a believer out of everybody.
1:13:41
This court is after the truth, not
the opinion of the defendant's father.
1:13:46
You want my opinion?
My son is a moron.
1:13:48
l withdraw my objection.
Please proceed.
1:13:55
This is a big mistake.
1:13:57
l only came today to make sure
you didn't end up in jail.
1:14:01
That was nice of you. Thank you.
1:14:03
To do what l think is right here.
1:14:06
Cut your fingernails.
They're too long.
1:14:08
Okay, Dad.
1:14:10
This case is simple.
1:14:12
lt is absurd to think that Sonny Koufax
is ready to raise a child.
1:14:17
-Objection!
-Shut up, Tommy.
1:14:19
Sorry, Mr. Koufax.
1:14:21
First of all, how did...
1:14:23
...this sweet little boy, Julian,
end up under your supervision?
1:14:28
l told Social Services
that my name was Kevin Gerrity.
1:14:32
-Of course, you are not Kevin Gerrity.
-No.
1:14:34
-So you lied.
-Yes.
1:14:36
Like the time l found a bag of pot
in your drawer...
1:14:39
...and you said you thought
they were pencil shavings.
1:14:44
Remember when l told you Aunt Fay
was coming to New York...
1:14:47
...and l wanted you to
show her the city?
1:14:50
And you said that you had
better things to do.
1:14:52
That's right.
1:14:53
l'm curious. Just what were those
better things that you had to do?
1:14:59
Jethro Tull had a reunion concert
in New Jersey, so l caught that.