Bravo Two Zero
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:57:06
Baz, give me some directions
when we come to the junctions.

:57:09
- Point me west.
- How many Ks to the border?

:57:12
- About 35, mate.
- We'll drive as far as we can.

:57:16
We'll dump it and cross on foot.
:57:18
You see?
Why didn't you lift something like that?

:57:21
Mark, shut up. You were dying
of hypothermia an hour ago.

:57:28
Bo"llo"cks, mate!
:57:31
(TRADITIONAL ARABIC MUSIC)
:57:37
# "My husband has breath like a dog"
:57:45
# "His penis is small"
and covered with blackheads

:57:53
# "Nowadays I sleep with the goats"
:57:57
# "They have much bigger penises"
:58:00
#"And are twice as intelligent..."
:58:27
Anybody get that sign?
:58:29
''Baghdad welcomes careful drivers.''
:58:33
But...
:58:42
Did you know that
Saddam Hussein is an anagram

:58:44
of ''He's a sad nudist''?
:58:48
- Where did the ''m'' go?
- I swapped it for a ''t''.

:58:52
- You can't do that.
- Well I just did.

:58:55
That's not right.

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