1:47:00
Mark!
1:47:05
Mark!
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Mark.
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I got shot, mate. In my foot!
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Next thing, they handcuffed me
to a bed and left me to rot.
1:47:35
Mark!
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- Can you see it?
- What?
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- My foot, mate.
- How can I miss it?
1:47:44
It's the size of a marrow!
1:47:56
One thing that's bugged me
ever since we landed in Saudi...
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Yeah?
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- The piece of breeze-block.
- Yeah?
1:48:04
- The one in my bergen.
- Yeah?
1:48:07
Did you have anything to do with it?
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Here. It's my sweet.
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What colour is it, mate?
1:48:34
"It was green", "but I guess"
you can't have everything.
1:48:38
Back in the UK
"we had an outrageous piss"-"up."
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"Then the psychiatrist turned up to test us",
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looking for
"post"-"traumatic stress disorder."
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It turned out they were more
strung out than we were.
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"War is barbaric", "but if you think"
this is the bit where I say
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I want to spend the rest of my days
"hugging trees", "don't hold your breath."