:26:18
He does this every time he gets drunk.
:26:21
- You smell that?
- But he hates when I call you guys.
:26:24
What the hell's goin' on here?
:26:26
You gotta take him to the hospital.
:26:28
- He tried to kill himself.
- You guys got any coffee?
:26:31
- Show him your wrist. Go ahead.
- All right, come on.
:26:34
Let me see. It's not even bleeding.
:26:37
[Man] He does this
all the time. He ain't right.
:26:39
It was bleedin' before. He kept spilling
his beer. I gave him mouth-to-mouth.
:26:42
You're lucky you didn't kill him.
:26:44
I wanna hear it straight
from the Looney Tunes himself.
:26:48
Try to bump yourself off?
:26:50
Yes.
:26:52
Yeah? Why didn't you say so?
:26:55
Come on. I'm gonna fix you up.
:26:58
Come on, Frank.
:27:00
Sir, I am going to give you medicine
that is still very experimental.
:27:04
It's from NASA. And although
our astronauts have been using it...
:27:08
we are the very first service to try it.
:27:10
Now, I am gonna put this patch
on your forehead, like this.
:27:14
And in about a minute,
you will have to relax.
:27:17
You will lose
all your suicidal feelings.
:27:20
It's very important that you wear
the patch for at least 24 hours.
:27:24
And keep checking the mirror.
:27:26
If the patch turns green,
you have to see a doctor immediately.
:27:31
The side effects could be fatal. Okay?
:27:34
- Now, what did I say? What color?
- Uh, clean.
:27:37
- Clean.
- "Cream." You said "cream."
:27:39
- Cream. Green.
- Green.
:27:41
This, uh... Excuse me.
:27:45
This is the worst
suicide attempt I've ever seen.
:27:49
Can you feel that pulse?
Here? That's where you cut.
:27:53
And it's not across. It's down, like so.
:27:57
Here. Take it.
:27:59
- I can't. I can't.
- What?