:20:02
Simple Simon
on the rock of Detroit...
:20:05
home of the biggest
Kiss giveaway...
:20:07
in the history of the universe!
:20:09
I got four front-row tickets...
:20:10
along with four
backstage passes...
:20:12
to the concert tonight
at Cobo Hall...
:20:15
and I'm giving 'em
to the 106th caller...
:20:19
who can tell me the real names
of each Kiss band member.
:20:22
Oh, shit.
:20:28
This is horse shit.
:20:30
It's too bad we're stuck
in this prison.
:20:35
I got it.
:20:40
Mr. Verudi,
get back to your bench.
:20:43
I gotta take a leak
like you would not believe.
:20:46
Put a clothespin on it
till the end of class.
:20:48
But, Mr. J...
:20:49
ever since my doctor
put me on these salt pills--
:20:52
Salt pills?
:20:54
Don't insult my intelligence.
:20:56
Oh, man,
I'm taking a leak in my pants.
:21:06
Get the hell out of here.
:21:08
You disgust me.
:21:23
I need to be connected
to the WURP contest line.
:21:26
Now, lady, come on!
:21:30
Oh, yeah, man!
:21:35
I won!
:21:36
We! We won!
:21:40
We're going to Detroit!
:21:49
This is the greatest thing that
ever happened to me in school.
:21:53
Not only are we on
for Kiss in Detroit...
:21:55
but we're gonna be sitting
front row, center, man.
:21:59
Guys, our band Mystery
is a quartet, right?