:26:14
Oh, fuck.
:26:18
You'd better have something
really sinful for me this time.
:26:21
All right, Father,
here it is.
:26:24
I feel a little ashamed
talking to you about this...
:26:26
but I went
to my cousin's wedding...
:26:29
and one of the bridesmaids...
:26:30
asked me if I wanted
to take a bath.
:26:33
This is terrible.
:26:35
This girl was a total fox...
:26:37
so I finally
gave into temptation...
:26:39
about a block away
from the wedding reception...
:26:41
at this little motel
that charges by the hour.
:26:43
When she peeled off that gown...
:26:46
you are not going to believe
what she was wearing underneath.
:26:51
Was it a teddy?
:26:54
A bustier?
:26:56
Satin underwear?
:26:59
Crotchless panties?
:27:01
Leopard-skin bra?
:27:04
Fishnet leotard?
:27:06
A leather G-string?
:27:09
All right, guys, here.
You want a sandwich?
:27:12
Come on. Go. Go!
:27:14
OK, fuck it, man.
I give up.
:27:20
Oh, God, man, what now?
Wolves?
:27:34
All right.
:27:51
I jump in the car.
I hot-wire it in thirty seconds.
:27:54
I start driving.
Suddenly, I hear this scream.
:27:56
The disco queen was asleep
in the backseat the whole time.