:34:05
We as parents are obligated--
:34:06
How's it going, Mom?
:34:09
I'm going to ask you
this nicely first.
:34:12
Can I have my drumsticks back?
:34:14
Your drumsticks are the least
of your worries, young man.
:34:18
You ran out on God!
:34:20
My son just ran out on God!
:34:22
You are in a world of--
:34:25
Trouble?
:34:27
I've been in trouble
for the past twelve hours.
:34:30
I'm going to be in St. Bernard's
boarding school...
:34:34
for the next two years
of my life, remember?
:34:36
I'm going to be out of your hair
until I am a legal adult!
:34:39
Then all you have to do
is go to church...
:34:41
Iight a candle, and pray
to some stupid statue...
:34:44
and all is forgiven
and forgotten, right, Mom?
:34:46
Then you can spend your days
in a guilt-free pursuit...
:34:49
of more constructive
activities...
:34:50
Iike telling everybody else
how screwed up their lives are.
:34:54
Then you no longer
need the patience...
:34:56
and understanding required...
:34:57
in order to talk to your own son
on some normal plane.
:35:01
That way,
you don't even need to think...
:35:03
about how tough it was for you
when you were growing up.
:35:06
It's probably a good thing, too,
'cause if you did...
:35:09
you'd realize what a lousy...
:35:10
goddamn,
shitty-ass parent you are.
:35:18
What has gotten into you?
:35:21
I just lost my virginity
in a confessional booth!
:35:25
Lord have mercy!
:35:30
Now...
:35:31
for the last time...
:35:33
Mom, give me back
my fucking drumsticks.
:35:38
Please.
:35:55
Cute.