Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:24:02
- Why do you have a picture of Antoine?
- Well, this is his place.

:24:05
I'm watching his fish
for him.

:24:11
Please, don't tell him
about the shoes, huh?

:24:17
-[Door Shuts]
- [Sighs]

:24:30
[Door Slams]
:24:34
- Can I help you?
- Oh, my God.

:24:38
I'm lookin' at a dead man.
:24:41
You know, Claire told me
that Antoine's place was messed up,

:24:44
but I had no idea.
:24:47
- Claire?
- The hooker you ass-punched.

:24:50
That was a misunderstanding.
:24:52
And I intend to have everything
fixed by the time Antoine gets back.

:24:57
I'm just-- I'm just a little
strapped for cash right now.

:25:00
Maybe there's somethin'
we could work out.

:25:03
Claire mentioned
that you dabble in harlotry.

:25:06
- I'm sorry?
- You a man-whore.

:25:08
-Well, I tried that for a couple hours--
-See this ring?

:25:10
Topaz.
That's my mother's birthstone.

:25:12
Got that from man-whorin'.
:25:14
See this key chain?
That's right.

:25:17
Mini yo-yo. Know where I got
the money for that?

:25:20
- Man-whoring?
- Stock market.

:25:21
But I got the money for the stock market
from man-whorin'...

:25:24
and representin'
man-whores like yourself.

:25:28
So...
you're a pimp?

:25:30
T.J. don't consider himself
no pimp.

:25:33
More of a male madam.
:25:37
That wasn't
too well thought out.

:25:39
[TJ.] Look at this proud fish.
:25:41
It's like a coyote--
king of the jungle.

:25:44
It's like Antoine.
He don't need no pimp.

:25:48
Then look at this
mid-level fish here.

:25:50
Works hotels, conventions,
senior centers.

:25:53
I represent several man-whores
at this level of the game.

:25:57
Now look at
this little fella,

:25:59
at the bottom, tryin' to
get busy with the scuba man.


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