Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:30:01
See, sometimes my fingers swell up
and I can't cleanly hit the numbers.

:30:05
- They should make a phone
for full-figured girls.
- They should.

:30:09
So, what do we do?
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[Woman] Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!

:30:20
Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies.
[Giggling]

:30:23
Okay, which pie
has the most sugar?

:30:26
- Peach cobbler.
- [Sighs] You win again.

:30:28
That's four games to one.
:30:30
Well, fast food trivia
is my game, honey.

:30:36
I must tell you, nobody
has ever pleasured Jabba the Slut.

:30:40
Deucey, you have a way of satisfying
a woman that would sicken a normal man.

:30:44
I can't do this anymore.
:30:46
You must have
a magical "man-gina".

:30:48
- Huh?
- "Man-gina"

:30:50
It's a professional term we man-whores
use to describe our... he-pussy.

:30:55
I'm not one
of your man-whores.

:30:57
Okay? I quit.
:30:59
You ungrateful he-bitch.
:31:01
How 'bout I get Antoine on the phone
in Switzerland and tell him...

:31:04
how you redecorated
his poon palace.

:31:06
I'm not
an ungrateful he-bitch.

:31:10
Just give me a minute
to think here.

:31:25
[Urinal Flushes]
:31:36
Thanks.
:31:38
- How's it going?
- Pretty good.

:31:41
- Hey, Dad, let me ask you a question.
- And what's that, son?

:31:44
Do you think it's wrong for a man
to accept money from a woman...

:31:48
to, you know,
show her a good time?

:31:50
I was just thinking about that
this morning.

:31:52
The idea of a man-whore
is a relatively new idea.

:31:58
- Cologne?
- No, thanks.


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