Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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[Moaning Continues]
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Deuce Bigalow?
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Detective Fowler,
L.A.P.D.

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I want to ask you a few questions
about Antoine Laconte,

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known gigolo,
male prostitute.

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I'm just taking care
of his fish.

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I'll bet you are.
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You make me sick.
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You're gonna tell me
that gigantic woman didn't just
pay you to have sex with her?

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- No!
- Let me tell you something, mister.

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I can sleep at night because I make
a decent, God-fearing, honest living.

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I'm sure you do,
but there's nothing I can tell you.

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Oh, I think there is.
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What do you think
of this?

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- You think I can get anything
for it? You know, money?
- I don't know!

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- Yeah, you think
I'm a loser, don't you?
- No, I don't.

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Well, maybe I am a loser, but I'm
a loser who can bust your ass.

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You tell Antoine
I'm gonna nail him.

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[Zipper Zips]
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- [Rings]
- [Woman] Hello.

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- Is this Ruth?
- Yeah. I'll be right down--

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Goddamn it!
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- Nice day, huh?
- Yeah.

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Shove it up your ass!
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- [Tires Screeching]
- [Horn Honking]

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Geez, you okay?
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I'm sorry.
I have Tourette's syndrome.

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It causes me to have
these uncontrollable outbursts.

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- It's not so bad.
- Yeah, it's okay.

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I mean,
you get used to it.

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Ball sweat!
Anus!

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Anus licker!
[Gagging Noise]

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You know,
there are some places...

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I can't g-g-go--
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Nipple biter!
Naah-naah-naah-naah-nyiii!


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