Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:37:00
What are you talkin' about?
I barely notice it.

:37:03
[Giggles]
Scrotum!

:37:05
Sperm!
Sperm face!

:37:09
I just can't go near
places like churches--

:37:11
Ha ha!
Vulva!

:37:13
elementary schools--
Jizz! Jizz trap!

:37:16
Pretty much anywhere.
:37:18
Ehh-- Fart!
Dildo!

:37:21
Big-- Big, big titties!
:37:23
Shit! Shit whore!
:37:26
Let's put the top up.
I'll put on the air conditioning.

:37:33
You probably want
to take me home, don't you?

:37:36
No.
:37:39
Hey, I got an idea.
:37:42
% [Organ: Charge]
:37:45
I'm nervous.
There's a lot of people here.

:37:48
- Don't worry--
- Crap muncher!

:37:50
[Man Mutters] "Crap muncher"?
:37:52
I know!
He was definitely safe!

:37:54
- What do you think
about the other team?
- Assholes!

:37:58
Right.
And their pitcher--

:38:00
I mean, stop stalling
and throw it already.

:38:03
Ball hair!
Ball hair!

:38:05
Yeah,
ball hair!

:38:07
What we need
is a strike hair.

:38:10
That other team is a bunch of
high-priced babies!

:38:13
- Whores!
- Yeah! You tell 'em, baby!

:38:15
[Crowd Cheering]
:38:20
- [Crowd Booing]
- They called him out?

:38:22
- Scrotum licker!
- Yeah!

:38:25
Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face!

:38:27
[All Chanting] Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!

:38:32
Piss face! Piss face!
Piss face!

:38:37
Deucey, you the best he-bitch
in my man-stable.

:38:40
If I had two more man-ginas like you,
I'd be a millionaire.

:38:44
T.J., I think
I'm gonna get out.

:38:46
Sit down.
:38:48
- This next date is what
we man-pimps call a doozy.
- What's wrong with this one?

:38:53
- Nothin'.
- Have you seen her?

:38:54
What is she, 80?
A hunchback?

:38:57
She just got out of college.
Her girlfriends pitched in
to get her a little beefcake.


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