:43:00
% With you I might try %
:43:04
You've had yourself
an interesting little evening.
:43:06
Just taking care of his fish, huh?
She looks like a nice catch.
:43:10
- It was a first date.
- Listen up, man-whore.
:43:13
I oughta bust you
right now.
:43:15
- We just had sushi.
- "Sushi"? Is that what they
call it nowadays?
:43:18
I'm hip to your
man-whore slang.
:43:21
All right, fine, why don't I just go
have a chat with your spicy tuna roll.
:43:26
No, don't!
:43:29
All right.
Okay, Deuce.
:43:31
No problem, baby.
Relax.
:43:33
Maybe I'll even let this one
slide for some information.
:43:37
Like Antoine's black book.
:43:39
- You know, the one
with his list of clients.
- I don't know anything about it.
:43:42
Oh, yeah?
You know anything about this?
:43:45
Look.
See that red spot?
:43:47
That wasn't there this morning.
You know what it is?
:43:51
Maybe it's a rash, something you got
from jogging. How the hell do I know?
:43:54
Get it away from me.
:43:57
Maybe you're right.
:43:59
You got three days,
Bigalow.
:44:01
[Zipper Zips]
:44:09
T.J., I really like this girl.
:44:12
Deucey, don't be falling in love with no
she-john. You're in it for the money.
:44:16
Antoine'll be back soon.
Apartment ain't gonna pay to fix itself.
:44:19
I know.
:44:21
- Hey, there's been
this detective following me.
- Goddamn it, white boy!
:44:25
- You didn't tell him
nothin' about me, did ya?
- No, but what should I do?
:44:30
- About what?
- About the cop.
:44:33
Would you stop mentioning
the damn cops!
:44:35
Don't make me
he-bitch man-slap you.
:44:44
[Doorbell Rings]
:44:48
Hi, I'm Deuce Bigalow,
your man-whore for this evening.
:44:52
Hi, I'm Carol--
:44:54
- [Thud]
- [Snoring]
:44:57
I have narcolepsy.
It's a sleeping disorder.
:44:59
It isn't
the worst thing.