1:07:02
Anyway, I got you
off the hook.
1:07:04
Why am I still worried?
1:07:06
You got to give them T.J.
1:07:08
- I can't do that!
- You got no choice.
1:07:11
I've been workin'
on this case for three months.
1:07:13
- Boss says somebody's
got to be arrested.
- But T.J.'s my friend.
1:07:17
They're serious, Deuce.
1:07:19
Look, I don't like it,
but it's either you or him.
1:07:26
Your Honor, sex for money
is morally reprehensible.
1:07:31
Mr. Bigalow has compounded this crime
by refusing to name his he-pimp.
1:07:36
Therefore, we ask for
the maximum term...
1:07:39
for each of the five counts
of prostitution.
1:07:45
[Loud Thudding, Rumbling]
1:07:59
[Burps, Sighs]
1:08:04
Excuse me.
1:08:19
We never had sex.
1:08:22
We talked about it.
1:08:24
Well, I talked about it.
1:08:27
But Deuce never took advantage of me.
He should have.
1:08:31
But he's my friend.
1:08:33
He made me realize that I wasn't
just some hot babe with huge tits.
1:08:38
Even though I am.
1:08:41
Oh, and he also
got me walkin' again.
1:08:51
Deuce and I
never had sex.
1:08:53
- It was physically impossible.
-[Man #1] Freak!
1:08:57
It's true I paid him money
to be with him,
1:08:59
and I'd do it again because he made me
feel good about myself.