:11:03
This is fun.
:11:05
Look at that b--
:11:10
Ladies...
:11:12
...when you think of your President...
:11:15
...do you think...
:11:17
...friendly thoughts?
:11:22
I don't think about him that much.
:11:24
But when you do...
:11:27
...you don't think...
:11:28
...unfriendly thoughts, do you?
:11:33
So you would never want
to do anything that might...
:11:37
...hurt...
:11:38
...the President?
:11:39
Never. No.
:11:41
Because you see--
:11:44
Excuse me, Mr. Haldeman.
:11:47
It's your wife.
She says it's rather urgent.
:11:53
Excuse me, ladies.
:12:00
Hello, dear.
:12:03
Just putting out a little fire here.
:12:06
I can stop by the store
on the way home.
:12:09
A dozen? The poppy kind.
:12:11
I'll tell you the problem.
The dog doesn't like me.
:12:14
Kennedy and Johnson had dogs
that liked them. That's the problem.
:12:19
Mr. President, maybe you should
show the dog more affection.
:12:23
Maybe I ought to fire you!
:12:26
Come on, boy.
:12:29
Looks away. Doesn't look at me.
:12:31
What'd I do to him? Nothing.
:12:33
You're supposed to love me, Checkers.
:12:35
Shouldn't you call him
King Timahoe, sir?
:12:41
Come here.
:12:42
Where's he going?
:12:45
No, I am not uptight.
:12:47
When did you start
talking like that, anyway?
:12:51
What's going on in here?
:12:55
Mr. President, if I may.
:12:57
Look how cute you are.
Come here.