:14:02
Now I sit there every Sunday
and I feel nothing.
:14:06
I don't think I have any faith left.
:14:11
Remember that seminary student
I tried to set you up with?
:14:16
The 20-year-old. The one I could
have baby-sat for in high school.
:14:21
The point is,
he told me something.
:14:24
He said that faith
is like a glass of water.
:14:27
When you'reyoung, the glass is little,
so it's easy to fill.
:14:31
As you get older,
the glass gets bigger.
:14:33
The same amount of liquid
doesn't fill it anymore.
:14:36
But periodically
the glass has to be refilled.
:14:39
You're suggesting I need
to get filled?
:14:42
In more ways than one.
:14:43
You need to get laid, Bethany Sloane.
You need a man, if only for 10 minutes.
:14:48
It's been my experience that
the average male is never a man...
:14:52
not even for ten minutes
in his entire life span.
:14:55
That sounds militant. Areyou thinking
of joining the other side?
:14:59
Couldn't do it.
Women are insane.
:15:01
Then you need to go back to church
and ask God for a third option.
:15:05
I think God is dead.
:15:07
The sign of a true Catholic.
:15:23
Good afternoon, Mrs. Reynolds.
:15:27
I'm from the EPA.
:15:30
We're checking on possible
freon leaks.
:15:34
Tell me,
doyou have air conditioning?
:15:37
Yes, we have central air.
:15:39
In every room?
:15:41
Except the bathroom.
Why?
:15:43
Well, you do know
what that means, don'tyou?
:15:59
Move!