1:07:09
What are you doing stripping?
1:07:12
Remember why I left?
1:07:14
Because you were tired of getting
none of the credit for your ideas.
1:07:18
So I opted to quit being a muse
and write for myself.
1:07:22
I gave my two weeks notice,
got a body, 50 bucks...
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and got sent out into the world
to make my fortune.
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So what happened?
1:07:34
Writer's block.
1:07:36
Can you believe it?
Me, a muse, for God's sake.
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I can inspire anyone I meet and give out
a zillion and nine ideas a second...
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but I can't keep any for myself.
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Her quirky sense ofhumor.
1:07:52
- Whose?
- God's.
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- You're saying God's a woman?
- Was there ever a doubt in your mind?
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He's always referred to as " Him."
1:08:00
That's not how I wrote it.
1:08:03
But one of the drawbacks
to being intangible...
1:08:05
is that you have no say
in the editorial process.
1:08:08
The people that held the pens
added their own perspective...
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and all the penholders were men.
1:08:15
So She became a He.
Doesn't stop with God either.
1:08:20
The whole book's gender-biased.
1:08:23
A woman's responsible
for original sin.
1:08:25
A woman cuts Samson coif of power.
1:08:28
A woman asks for the head
ofJohn the Baptist.
1:08:32
Read that book again.
1:08:34
Women are painted as bigger antagonists
than the Egyptians and Romans combined.
1:08:38
It stinks.
1:08:47
Why is the last scion here?
1:08:49
Bartleby and Loki.
They found a way back.
1:08:53
- Not the plenary indulgence loop hole.
- You know about that?
1:08:57
I always knew that thing
was a bad idea.