2:00:02
Silent Bob's an instrument ofGod?
2:00:04
No, but Glick's the kind of asshole
who'd bless his clubs for a better game.
2:00:09
- But the sink?
- You've got the divine heritage.
2:00:13
Sanctifying isjust
one ofthe fringe benefits.
2:00:16
Remind me to try the water-to-wine thing
at my next party.
2:00:19
- How far away is this church?
- Three towns over, about ten miles.
2:00:22
- Rufus, grab the gun.
- Ten steps ahead ofyou.
2:00:25
Take the bartender's car.
He won't need it.
2:00:28
The whole fucking world's against us,
dude, I swear to God.
2:00:46
Oh, my God.
2:01:03
And people wonderwhy
I don't go to church anymore.
2:01:06
Are we too late?
2:01:08
To save these poor schmucks?
2:01:13
Yeah.
2:01:15
But we still exist.
2:01:18
Where are they?
2:01:20
They could already be
in the church.
2:01:23
Which means ifthey come out,
nobody touches them.
2:01:26
Areyou shitting me?
2:01:28
The brother here is gonna shred 'em with
his angel-be-good special. Huh, homey?
2:01:33
If they pass through that arch,
they come out clean.
2:01:35
And if they die,
they go straight up.
2:01:38
And hello!
We know what happens then, right?
2:01:41
- Why don't theyjust kill themselves?
- It's a mortal sin.
2:01:44
Die with a mortal sin on your soul and
you burn. They don't want to go to hell.
2:01:47
Then what, are we supposed tojust wait
for a solution to fall from the sky?
2:01:57
Friend of yours?
2:01:58
No, that was a cardinal.