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on this very special occasion. As is the
custom in New Orleans, since before...
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the War of Northern Aggression...
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We offer the ladies of this fair city
our first bachelor...
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to be put up on the auction block,
our host, Jonathan Devereaux.
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Where is that man?
Where is that man?
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- Hey, Jonathan.
- Thank you, Louis.
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You all having a good time?
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Now then, ladies,
what you see before you...
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is a moderately presentable
man in his 30s...
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given to unhealthy thoughts
and a dissipated lifestyle...
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With... and this is what's gonna
cost you the really big money...
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Absolutely no
redeeming moral virtue.
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- Five hundred.
- Dear woman, my cuff links cost more.
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Do I hear a thousand?
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- A thousand.
- Thank you.
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- Mmm!
- Two thousand.
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All right, now, did I just hear
the voice of the charming Miss Monroe?
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'Cause I was just starting to worry...
beginning to think you didn't care.
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Twenty-five hundred.
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Twenty-five hundred.
We have a new bidder.
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- Twenty-five hundred.
- Three thousand.
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- Five thousand.
- Oh!
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Fifty-five hundred.
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We have fifty-five hundred.
Will, uh...
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Will the lady take us to six?
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Ten thousand dollars.
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Well, see, at last,
someone who knows my true value.