:49:01
Who could ever forget
her lip-synching...
:49:03
to "Don't Cry Out Loud"
by Melissa Manchester?
:49:07
And here she is...
:49:08
Mary Johanson.
:49:19
Don't cry out loud
:49:24
Just keep it inside
:49:27
And learn how to hide
your feelings
:49:31
Fly high and proud
:49:37
And if you should fall
:49:40
Remember you almost
:49:42
Had it all
:49:49
All right, why don't we pick up
the stepladders...
:49:51
for the physical fitness number?
:49:53
There we go.
:49:54
They're wet.
:49:55
What?
:49:56
My hands are stuck.
:49:59
I'm kind of dizzy
from the fumes.
:50:00
You know what, girls?
:50:01
Keep them away from you so
they don't get on the outfits.
:50:04
There we go.
:50:05
Let's form a line.
:50:09
What kind of a mental retard...
:50:11
paints stepladders
right before a pageant?
:50:13
I'm the judge!
:50:15
Back, you cuddly retard.
:50:19
Go, Hank!
:50:20
It's OK.
:50:22
My dress is fine.
:50:25
All right, so...
:50:27
our other judges are...
:50:29
Jean Kangas...
:50:31
and John Dough...
:50:32
Opening number looked good...
:50:35
solid, but now you're going
to have to actually dance.
:50:39
So, here, put a dab of this
on the old choppers, ladies.
:50:42
It'll help you smile...
:50:44
and when they're looking
at your teeth, God willing...
:50:46
they won't be looking
at your feet.