:13:04
All you kids come on out of there.
:13:10
l'm hardly a kid.
:13:18
All right. Queensberry rules.
Let's go. Put 'em up.
:13:21
Ready when you are, DD.
:13:24
- Why do you have a shotgun?
- l was hunting.
:13:27
ln an abandoned gold mine?
:13:30
Yes. l was hunting for vampires.
:13:32
- Vampires?
- Afraid so.
:13:35
- Vampires.
- Believe me, Do-Right, they exist.
:13:37
- l don't believe you.
- Hold this.
:13:41
Examine, if you will,
this shell from a shotgun.
:13:45
You'll notice it's not shot,
but gold instead.
:13:50
lt's well-known--
to kill a vampire...
:13:53
you must drive a stake through its heart
or shoot it with a golden bullet.
:13:57
Oh. So then there really are
vampires around here?
:14:01
Sadly, behind every tree, practically.
:14:07
- What was that?
- l shudder to speculate.
:14:10
- l have to go.
- l thought you might.
:14:13
So long.
:14:16
And so it went. While the evil Whiplash
was out hunting vampires...
:14:20
our hero was at home, hiding
behind a cardboard Mountie cutout.
:14:25
After all, even to a real Mountie,
vampires can seem awfully scary.
:14:36
Vampires indeed.
:14:38
Another week and
l'll have those idiots thinking...
:14:41
there's gold in them there hills.
:14:46
ln the daylight hours,
Snidely was hard at work...
:14:49
arranging a meeting between a really
big train and the local bank president.
:14:55
ls that a choo-choo train
l hear coming our way?
:14:59
l can't do this to our customers.