:44:04
See? That's where they melt down
the gold so they can salt it at night.
:44:20
Would you look how popular Snidely is?
That's not right.
:44:23
People always suck up
to the guy in charge.
:44:25
You know that.
lt's like life.
:44:27
l say we go down there
and arrest them all.
:44:30
- Oh, l don't think so.
- Why not?
:44:31
l'll give you three good reasons.
:44:33
l'd like to start with the second one
first, if that's okay with you.
:44:35
Okay, two.
:44:38
lf we go down there,
they'll kill us.
:44:41
One. You're not a Mountie anymore.
:44:43
And three, they're not doing
anything illegal.
:44:46
But we've got to do something!
:44:48
You've got to do something.
:44:50
l just wanted to show you
what was going on.
:44:55
What's my next move?
:44:57
Well, you could steal the gold
before they can salt it...
:45:01
and that way, end of gold rush.
:45:03
What? Me steal?
:45:05
Me break the law?
:45:06
- Sadly, yeah.
- But then l'd be Dudley Do-Wrong.
:45:09
Do-Wrong's nice. l like that.
lt's kind of French.
:45:12
You know-- ''Dudley Durange.''
:45:15
l'm so confused.
:45:17
lt's not that complicated, Dudley.
:45:19
The bad guy, Snidely Whiplash,
is apparently doing good...
:45:24
ergo, putting you, the good guy...
:45:26
in the position
of having to be the bad guy.
:45:28
Well, not exactly the bad guy.
Let's say the ''badder'' guy.
:45:31
But let me remind you
that as a bad guy doing good...
:45:34
does not necessarily make him
a good guy...
:45:36
so a good guy doing bad does not,
ipso facto, make him a bad guy.
:45:42
This can't be happening.
He can't be the good guy.
:45:44
But he is.
:45:46
The good citizens of Whiplash City
are throwing...
:45:47
a gala ball in his honor tonight.
:45:50
For Snidely?