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1:00:01
Make this out to Dr. Rumpley.
Maybe the son of a bitch won't
keep me waiting for an hour.

1:00:06
Damn neurologists think
they run the world.

1:00:08
She does this every time.
1:00:11
- All right, do you want
to know the truth ?
- Yeah.

1:00:14
l took you, Ray and Marcia to my
sister's on the train for the weekend.

1:00:19
You all came down with chicken pox,
so l took you home a day early.

1:00:24
And l walked in,
and there was your father...

1:00:26
with another women
in our bed, okay.

1:00:29
Chicken pox.
l was six when l had chicken pox,

1:00:32
- and Dad didn't leave until l was 12.
- Well, he apologized.

1:00:37
- What do you mean, he apologized ?
- He begged me.

1:00:40
He got down on his knees
and he begged me.

1:00:42
But, Mom, you told me
that you had a hysterectomy,

1:00:44
and that he ran off
with your nurse.

1:00:48
She could've been a nurse.
1:00:50
- What do you mean,
could've been a nurse ?
- She had white shoes.

1:00:53
So does Grandma !
So does Shaquille O'Neal !

1:00:58
- That's good.
- What's the difference ?

1:01:00
The difference is that for 20 years
l've been thinking one thing,

1:01:03
- and now it's turned out
to be a whole different thing !
- Eddie.

1:01:06
He was no good to me.
Don't you remember the way it was ?

1:01:11
Don't you remember the way
he used to scream at me ?

1:01:14
And then no job was ever
good enough for him.

1:01:16
"Small potatoes."
You remember, Al ?

1:01:22
Al ?
1:01:31
Mom,
1:01:33
you told me you didn't know Al
until after Dad left.

1:01:40
Holy shit.
1:01:45
You and Al were--
1:01:48
And that's why you threw Dad out.
There it is !

1:01:52
Finally the truth
after 20 goddamn years, Mom ?

1:01:55
He had another woman
in my bed, Eddie !

1:01:57
And how dare you call him "dad"
in front of Al. Al is your father.


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