:38:01
Like when I threwthe fourth-quarter
pass that beat Westside.
:38:08
I won't let you down. We can all
score a winning touchdown together.
:38:13
Vote Paul Metzler for President.
Thank you.
:38:29
The final presidential candidate
is another of the Metzler clan.
:38:36
Tammy Metzler.
:38:52
People!
:38:58
Who cares
about this stupid election?
:39:07
We all know it doesn't matter
who gets elected president.
:39:12
Do you really think
it's going to change anything?
:39:15
Will it make one single person
smarter, happier or nicer?.
:39:22
The only person it matters to
is the one who gets elected.
:39:26
The same pathetic charade
happens every year.
:39:33
Just so someone gets to put
it on their college transcript.
:39:37
Vote for me.
I don't even want to go to college.
:39:41
As president, I won't do anything.
:39:45
The only promise I'll make is to
dismantle the student government -
:39:51
- so we'll never have
another of these stupid assemblies.