Election

1:05:00

Dear God, you've
given me so many things.

1:05:04

Good health,
nice parents, a nice truck

1:05:07

and what I'm told
is a large penis. I'm grateful.

1:05:11

But I'm worried about Tammy. I can't
believe she tore down my posters.

1:05:17

But sometimes she gets so angry.
Help her be a happier person.

1:05:21

She's so smart and sensitive,
and I love her so much.

1:05:25

I'm nervous
about the election tomorrow.

1:05:29

I want to win,
but I know it's totally up to you.

1:05:32

You'll decide
who the best person is.

1:05:36

Forgive me for my sins,
whatever they may be. Amen.

1:05:47

Linda never came home. I waited
outside her house for ten hours.

1:06:08

Oh, God.

1:06:40

On election day, my mum
and I customised 480 cupcakes.

1:06:53

Good morning, Mr M.

1:06:58

It looks like you
could use a cupcake.