:40:03
[Applause]
:40:09
OK, Paul.
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The final candidate for
student council president
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is another one
ofthe Metzler clan,
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sophomore Tammy Metzler.
:40:18
Tammy.
:40:21
[Light Applause]
:40:22
[Boy Retches]
:40:23
[Laughter]
:40:25
[Hissing And Whistling]
:40:27
[Jeering]
:40:29
[Booing]
:40:31
Ha ha ha ha!
:40:33
People! People!
:40:37
[Murmuring]
:40:40
Who cares about
this stupid election?
:40:44
[Murmuring, Jeering Stop]
:40:49
We all know it doesn't matter
:40:51
who gets elected
president of Carver.
:40:54
Do you really think it's gonna
change anything around here,
:40:57
make one single person
smarter or happier
:41:01
or nicer?
:41:03
The only person
it does matter to
:41:06
is the one who gets elected.
:41:08
The same pathetic charade
happens every year,
:41:12
and everyone makes
the same pathetic promises
:41:15
just so they could put it
on their transcripts
:41:17
to get into college.
:41:19
So vote for me
:41:21
because I don't even
wanna go to college,
:41:23
and I don't care.
:41:25
And as president,
I won't do anything.
:41:28
The only promise I will make
is that, if elected,
:41:32
I will immediately dismantle
the student government
:41:35
so that none of us will
ever have to sit through
:41:37
one of these
stupid assemblies again!
:41:39
[Loud Cheering]
:41:44
Whoo!
:41:45
Yeah!
:41:46
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
:41:53
Tammy! Tammy!
:41:54
Or don't vote for me!
Who cares?!
:41:57
Don't vote at all!
:41:59
[Cheering]